How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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