You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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