Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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