PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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