Christians are straight up FREAKS
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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