it wasn't lemon gatorade
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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