Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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