and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
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We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
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so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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