Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
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My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
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Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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