Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Randomize
