I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
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his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
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Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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