Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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