No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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