On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
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Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
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I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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