They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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