Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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