I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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