is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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