If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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