You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
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You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
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I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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