if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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