Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
