Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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