You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
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Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
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it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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