At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
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im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
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Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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