when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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