Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
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