P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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