normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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