i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
you didnt know i had herpes?
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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