Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Less talking, more tequila
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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