so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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