this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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