Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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