we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
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You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
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You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
this hospital has no fireball
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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