I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
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Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
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The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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