If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
i drank out of a bidet.
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A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
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He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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