my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
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Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
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This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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