therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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