How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I wish I only lived at night.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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