if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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