Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
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The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
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Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
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