how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
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Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
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I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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