One girl and one boy is just not enough.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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