next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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