i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Randomize
