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good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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