Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
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My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
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Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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