i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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