Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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