I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
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So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
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I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
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