I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
one two three fourrrrnication!
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
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Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
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haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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