So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
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I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
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She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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