You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
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ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
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I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
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Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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