You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
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