There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
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An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
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well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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